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- Eye of the Tiger
1.Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4.The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5.There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6.Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7.The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8.Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9.Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10.Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING |
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| ABCD PCP, E or X and THC, Special K and LSD, Gs and H and GHB. Now I know my drugs you see, next time won't you sing with me?
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| - Twisted Transistor So i found what im gonna do this weekend for fun its gonna be a blast!!!!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" |
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| WOW......Germany such a lost for wordsask for more to much to type........ |
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| - The Way I Was Made Ight people so must of yall know that im leavin for germany im headed to the airport in bout 30min. its a 13 hour plane ride i know its insane nonstop lol and ive never flone before either so im like totaly stoked so this is gonna be anamazing experince for me and my freinds goin on this mission trip please be praying for the other mission trips this spring break and the one im gonna on to be on to so peace out
catch ya later........
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